why you no like my pieeeeee?!

monkey hands.
and frozen legs.
the ultimate-combination.



nevertheless.
last time you gave me a pie, i went to cut it with my little pie cutter, and millions of birds flew out, hitting me in the eyes and the temples. it was a trick pie.

haha. i am eating pie.
i thought it would be good pie.
a big pie.
not family sized, but the one person size.
a good pie.
but they are baby party pies.
and the meats tastes like water and meats.
i am sick of meats, the type that just tastes like meats.
i would like some pie flavoured pie.
the kind that makes chickens say "but i dont want to be a pie! i dont like gravy!"


this is not a good pie.