The Coolest Woman Alive.

Anita Pallenberg is so fucking cool.
Honestly, i wish i knew her and had more evidence of this coolness besides photos and interviews.
But she is the coolest girlfriend Keith (or Brian) ever had.
And she dresses awesomely.
& she plays awesome people in movies.
And she knows Black Magic.
And she had kids and is STILL a madbitch.
Brian used to beat her, and once, he gave her a black eye, before he passed out drunk. So she socked him one too, and they went out with matching black eyes :)
And her and Keith seperated because HIS lawyers said SHE was a bad influence. whatamadbitch!!
And she can speak all sorts of languages, and she has been everywhere, man.
And she influenced all the coolest parts of Keith. (hair, eyeliner, weird accessories.)
She came up with the "woo woo woo woo" bg vocals in Sympathy For The Devil.
Once, when Brian was a bitch to her, she made a voodoo doll and pinned it in the stomach. Brian was having terrible pains for a week.

Crazy German Woman.
She's so awesome

her and Brian could be brother and sister though...


Check out the jealousy and tension in this shot, while she just sits there, babe-ing... BAHAHHAHAHA


"I shoot you!" shes so hardcore.


ok, this is a weird shot, its from Performance & i really love what shes wearing. who else could just wear that??



mushroom. just eat it you square!


this photo is so fat, because Mick Jagger's in it. get out.


nomnomnomnom


look at her! she's about to say something fantastic in german! wunderbar! ahhh...


i am so jealous. look at her, just chillin with Keefy! and those boots...