TORN!

OH NOOO!!!!
ok so my school has this day where you dress up and give money to charity and we all have rides and activities and wear crazy shet
and usually i come as something wierd and it hardly fits with the theme......
no one gives a fuck about the theme everyone just wants to dress up funny! ITS GREAT!

yr 7, i think the theme was sixties, i just wore some polka dot dress and beads. YOU IDIOT! i was a knobface in yr seven. pretty sure that year i also had to do an assignment on any musician, and i had a strange music obsession drought, so i did an assignment on the rolling stones and just used wikipedia the night before. YOU KNOBFACE YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO EVERYTHING YOU LOVE ! SEE I TOLD YOU! I WAS A KNOBFACEFUCKTARD!

anyway. then in yr 8 i think i was Edward Scissorhands, and that was fucking cool, ive used that costume twice even :P
in year nine i was Tigerlily, from Peter Pan, and that was pretty good, facepaintt yeeaaahh!

yr 10, shit i cant remember... :/

yr 11, i came as a noodle box :) funny idea, shitty made costume. my cardboard and crepe was outdone BADLYY by some pro material outfit ... shame :(

now this year THE BIG YEAR! my friends and i all wanted to come as Boosh characters
HELLS YEAH! a mix of being afraid of Old Greg and my love for fucked up facepaint led me to bags being THE HITCHERR!
SO FUCKING COOL RIGHT? i know, i know :)
just imagine me, all green and torturing people with slapbass talent, urinating on teachers, throwing eels at juniors.... IT WOULD BE SO FUCKING GREAT!

and then, they announce the theme.
"Inspirational Women in Time".
fuck.
WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND LIMITS THE THEME TO A GENDER EVEN!!!!
with this theme, not only will male teachers in this all-girls institution have to bloody cross-dress (i do not want to know...), but kids will just shit on the schools idea of inspirational women, coming along in slut whore nurse, cop, and nun outfits. they are gunna be in shittt.....

this is also a majorr bummmerr for the boosh idea, as most boosh characters are not women, save for Old Greg and his mangina, and maybe Vince in the Joan Jett jumpsuit...

fuck.
also this year is the only year i have found fucking awesome female role models.
all the maddest people in areas of my interests are always guys.
but this year, i discovered ALISON MOSSHART AND ANITA PALLENBERG
fuck. yeah.

so now i dont know whether i should ditch the Hitcher and go as Anita or not.
fml....!
anita would be a not very distinct costume, but she would be easier to do than the hitcher.... idk.

WAAAAAHH!!!! :'(