My face is finished, my body's gone.
And I can't help but think standin' up here in all this applause and gazin' down at all the young and the beautiful.
With their questioning eyes.
That I must above all things love myself.

I saw a girl in the crowd,
I ran over I shouted out,
I asked if I could take her out,
But she said that she didn't want to.

I changed the sheets on my bed,
I combed the hairs across my head,
I sucked in my gut and still she said
That she just didn't want to.

I read her Eliot, read her Yeats,
I tried my best to stay up late,
I fixed the hinges on her gate,
But still she just never wanted to.

I bought her a dozen snow-white doves,
I did her dishes in rubber gloves,
I called her Honeybee, I called her Love,
But she just still didn't want to. She just never wants to.

I sent her every type of flower,
I played her guitar by the hour,
I patted her revolting little chihuahua,
But still she just didn't want to.

I wrote a song with a hundred lines,
I picked a bunch of dandelions,
I walked her through the trembling pines,
But she just even then didn't want to. She just never wants to.

I thought I'd try another tack,
I drank a litre of cognac,
I threw her down upon her back,
But she just lay up and said that she just didn't want to.

I thought I'd have another go,
I called her my little ho,
I felt like Marcel Marceau
must feel when she said that she just never wanted to. She just didn't want to.

I got the no pussy blues.

Perhaps I Am Growing up

it has to start somewhere.
it has to start somehow.
what better place then here,
what better time then now.



AWWWWW HELLL! CANT STOP US NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

ah mah gad im so tipsy right now !!!!!!
waiting for the old lady to get here so we can parrrtttttyyyyyy eeeeehhhh! AHHAHAH
okeokeoke so im drunkenly dancing YES DANCING in my house when we have guests to ths




Grinderman - "Heathen Child"
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zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaappppp

I just want to look at this photo. All the time.

so fucking confused right now.

seriously. why does everything have to happen all in one go?
i really dont think im smart enough, mature enough, experienced enough for all this shit to be happening to me at the moment.

ive never been able to stop at one.
i never learnt self discipline.
IS THIS WHY! THIS IS FUCKED!

the shit part is that ive been friends with them for ages, and now theyve both realised they've been aiming the same way all along, theyve both decided to speed up, and BOMBARD ME!

and im actually being a fucking STUPID KNOB and trying to split myself in two and pretend like neither one exists to the other.

and that, unfortunately, is not possible in this close situation without hurting everything.

you cant do this with people that you actually have come to know, and dont want to hurt anyone.

but i feel like i just keep sticking my finger in the wound.
which apparently never healed.
fuck.


Friday's Horoscope.
"Get out and have a little fun! Goodness knows you have earned it. You may be a little anxious about the last-minute nature of the travel or recreational plans you are presented with, but if you go with the flow you will be lead to a rip-roaring good time."

bullshit. be anxious. also, realise Home Bar is shit.

Saturday's (Today's) Horoscope.
"Trust your intuition. You may have some doubts or concerns about your future career path, or the direction your social life is taking. An older friend or an authority figure that you trust will prove themselves to be a wise and understanding guide."

bullshit. we all know your intuition sucks. and you most definitely cannot ask your "older friend" for advice on this.

So... can my hair be this colour?

Busytimessssssssss

farrrrrrrrr. a whole lotta shit has happened in one week!

i got robbed at work.
the next day we had a staff party.
the next day i was asked out for valentines.
the next day i had uni orientation. and got stalked on the train.

geez life, way to bombard me!!
i think this is the worlds way of forcing me to grow up...

The Kills :)

Hoi.

27. FACT: ONCE, WHILE ONSTAGE IN FRANKFURT, GERMANY, HE SLIPPED ON A FRANKFURTER.
“Even more ridiculously,” he notes, “two days later in Hamburg, I slipped on a hamburger. It’s absolutely true. I’ve always got the shower of dope thrown at me onstage, but you’ve got to be even more wary of German foodstuffs.”

Fine, have the whole thing!

25. THIS USELESS INFORMATION, S’POSED TO FIRE MY IMAGINATION.
If you want to call Richards, it’s probably not a good idea to try him on his cell phone. “Can’t stand the things,” he frowns. “I mean, they get hot — what’s that all about? You might as well stick your head in a microwave.”

KEITH RICHARDS SAYS UPSIDE! LIKE GEL!

19. INVALUABLE TIP #2: HOW TO HIT SOMEONE UPSIDE THE HEAD WITH AN ELECTRIC GUITAR.
“Do it quickly, before they have a chance to respond,” he suggests. “The guitar is perfectly made for it.”

gel likes to talk alot about hitting ms oconnel upside the ass.
what is upside?
ill later draw a picture of my interpretation.
:)

18. HE HAS COMPLICATED FEELINGS ABOUT HOT BATHS.
He has to be forced to take one, but once he’s in the tub, you’ll never get him out. “The difference in temperature is more than I can take,” he groans. “When I’m in there, I’m thinking, ‘This is sheer luxury.’ I’ll often shout to the old lady, ‘I’m spoiling myself; I adore it!’ Then the moment I have to get out, it’s such a letdown.”

Guys, A New Anita Photo!

cuntillacuntillacuntilla

Cuntilla

Gorilla



Anthony Keidis looks like someones annoying fat little mexican sister in this.
But otherwise, fantastic.

Oh, What I Would Give To Be An 18 Year Old Boy In 1990.

WHY ISNT IT THE NINETIES PEOPLE???????

We could all be little scungilly grungillies!!
We could dye our hair stupid colours. And wear smelly tshirts.
And be completely disgusting and gross.
And have a whole bunch of friend who like the same music as you!
And play in some band where your stage antics involve you smashing into your instruments, or your instruments into you.
And thats whats cool. And all this stuff is new and fresh!
Your generation has a sound, a new genre.
Man, if I was a guy, I'd be so cool. Preferably one in the early nineties :)


Dave talking about all the cool shit he used to do.


Ok, so these are chicks, but probably lesbians. so thats less cool. cooler to just be a boy, yknw, coz girls cant be gross, for some reason.


The same band as before, but with Dave Grohl.






























ok, so this turned into an "Olivia Loves Nirvana" post. Im sorry, my knowledge only spreads so far. and i got carried away. and i cant find awesome enought pictures to recreate what my mind is doing.
bah, ill fiz it later. its 1.30am.
i broke it.

Cheap & Cheerful.

I'm bored of cheap and cheerful
I want expensive sadness
Hospital bills, parole
Open doors to madness

I want you to be crazy
'Cause you're boring baby when you're straight
I want you to be crazy
'Cause you're stupid baby when you're sane

I'm sick of social graces
Show your shark-tipped teeth
Lose your cool in public
Dig that legal meet

'Cause love is just a dialogue
You can't survive on ice-cream
You got the same needs as a dog

It's alright (it's alright)
To be mean (to be mean)
It's alright (it's alright)
To be mean (to be mean)

I want you to be crazy
'Cause you're boring baby when you're straight
I want you to be crazy
'Cause you're stupid baby when you're sane

It's alright (it's alright)
To be mean (to be mean)
It's alright (it's alright)
To be mean (to be mean)

It's alright (it's alright)
To be mean (to be mean)
It's alright (it's alright)
To be mean (to be mean)

I want you to be crazy
'Cause you're boring baby when you're straight
I want you to be crazy
'Cause you're stupid baby when you're sane

I want you to be crazy
'Cause you're boring baby when you're straight
I want you to be crazy
'Cause you're stupid baby when you're sane